Crabs!!!

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and
proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York she used the intercom to announce to the
entire cabin:

Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your
hand?"

Not one hand went up .... So she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think. *

Questions Anyone?

A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?" The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars." "A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive is...n't it?" "It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"