Fire Fart

Light a candle by lighting ass gas on fire

Stinky!

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.


After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....


Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.