How true is this?

I've personally known for a very long time that the likelihood of being accused of sexual abuse at work was entirely based on whether or not she thought he was attractive.

Sucks to be him I guess

A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. "What's your name," the robber asked. "Cocodora" said the parrot. "Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora" said the robber. "The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus", said the parrot.