Smart Guys.

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?

SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

Magic Show Volunteer

Incidentally, If it was a boy, shed have named it Kreskin. Now she has no choice but to name it Terrorspawn.

Dumb Family Feud Family

"Name an animal with three letters in its name." "Alligator."