Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

A man goes to see a wizard and says: "Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?"

"Maybe" says the wizard, "If you can remember the exact words of the curse."

The man replies without hesitation: "I now pronounce you as man and wife!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Lucille Ball (1974)

What are a woman's four favorite animals?

A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

It's gonna get ya!

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"

He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".

She says: "What are you thinking now?"

"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"